Government bond yields indicative of a very ill market

If we are in the Japan-like scenario of what happened after 1989, it would suggest that we will be seeing very choppy equity markets over the next decade (this includes up and down swings of 40% or so over multi-year periods, just look at the Nikkei index) and one should wrap their heads around the ability to make money in the marketplace when the overall indicies are not moving in the long run. Some basic financial theory would suggest that if the market gives equities a modest 2-3% risk premium, the most we will be seeing out of the S&P 500 on an annualized basis is around 4-5% nominal returns. The ultra-low bond yields we are seeing internationally are also a symptom of huge problems.

As a small factoid, Canadian 10-year debt is at 1.3%. Looks relatively attractive when comparing it to Japan’s 0.38%, Germany’s 0.37%, or the wonderfully fantastic -0.1% yield you’ll get by buying Swiss Government 10-year debt.

Smarter people than myself have already figured out that one of the primary arguments against gold is that it has no yield. But gold looks very attractive when viewed in relation to either sitting on a pile of Swiss paper (literally Swiss Francs underneath the bed mattress) as you wouldn’t want to be investing your money in negative-yield debt. At least when your house catches on fire, the gold is reclaimable.

Once all the gyrations in the fossil fuel market work their way through, having a swimming pool of crude oil in the backyard isn’t going to hurt either.

The new norm is going to be increased volatility

There are a lot of gyrations going on right now with central banks jockeying for position and a certain amount of dysfunctionality out there. The new normal is increased volatility than the relatively calm times in the middle of 2014:

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Other than the direct purchase of VIX futures (or the VIX ETF, the most liquid of which is VXX), one must think about companies out there that can take advantage of volatility.

Connacher recapitalization

Connacher Oil and Gas (TSX: CLL) announced late last week a recapitalization plan. In exchange for CAD$350 and USD$550 million of second-lien notes (behind $144 million in first-lien notes and an operating facility), Connacher will give 98% of the equity to the second-lien noteholders. 70% of the noteholders are apparently on board with the proposal.

The noteholders will also have the right to subscribe to another $35 million of second-lien notes.

The company also announced its 2015 projections at WTIC US$49.75/barrel, and it is not pretty: $76 million in losses projected.

Assuming the recapitalization succeeds, shareholders are looking at a 50x dilution of their holdings. The alternative would simply be a zero so there is some value left in the equity.

Clearly the company is uneconomical with existing oil prices and if existing prices continue for the next few years, the company will likely get into financial trouble once again. Not for the faint of heart.

Connacher has a soft spot in my financial heart as their convertible debentures were something I invested in the middle of the financial crisis. They were at around 30 cents on the dollar and I got out in the 90’s a year or two later. They eventually did get redeemed at par on maturity. I have no positions presently.

Fast Food – Signs that a corporation is in trouble

Whether it’s Tim Hortons (TSX: THI), Wendy’s (NYSE: WEN), Starbucks (Nasdaq: SBUX), etc., fast food is a big business. There are winners and losers and the game is mostly zero-sum. Finding the losers at any point in time is much better than finding the winners – at least you’ll know who to avoid.

The most recent trend that I can discern in the industry is the trend toward customization and “quality” fast food. Specifically the winners of the new tastes in customer trends appear to be corporations like Chipotle Mexican Grill (Nasdaq: CMG) that, judging by their $700/share price and $22 billion market valuation, have valuations that are trading in the stratosphere. It hit the magic formula by going for a territory that was previously covered by independents (mainly the truck-side stands in the USA where you can get a good burrito for a few bucks made by actual Mexicans of unknown immigration status), “quality” (just observer all the health propaganda about organic this-and-that), and customization (e.g. this Youtube video of some guy visiting an international franchise in London, England is a fairly good example). Results: the hopes and dreams of short-sellers crushed into oblivion. (Just pull up the rocket ship known as a 5-year chart of CMG and you will see what I mean – they’ve done twice as well as Amazon!).

Franchises like Five Guys and Fatburger are all in the same zero-sum space for burgers, which is a much more competitive environment. You also have Burger King (going through the pains of integration with its Tim Hortons merger), and you have McDonalds.

However, this post was not about the winners, it is about the losers.

And that, for today (and definitely not for tomorrow), is McDonalds.

My attention was swayed by a very brief Marketwatch article about their new marketing campaign, and specifically the following:

McDonald’s released its 2015 Super Bowl ad which spins off the long-running “I’m lovin’ it” campaign. The ad shows customers ordering food. When the cashier rings them up, the cashier ask customers to pay by an act of love rather than cash.

The “Lovin’ Act” extends beyond your TV screen and to actual restaurants. Between Feb. 2 and 14, randomly selected customers will be asked by each store’s “Lovin’ Lead” to execute an act subject to the lead’s discretion. 100 customers per store will be chosen to win throughout the duration of the promotion.

The amount of cultural damage that must be going on in McDonald’s at the moment to allow such a marketing campaign to hit the public must be immense. They already recently fired their CEO (a positive step) and hopefully once the marketing people have had a chance to analyze what a disaster this campaign is going to be, they will actually settle down and concentrate on what they were always supposed to be good for: reliably inexpensive fast food. Maybe by firing their marketing team that conceived of their last campaign, they can save on future costs.

Those familiar with the history of fast food companies will remember the similar slump McDonalds went into 2001-2003 where they finally snapped out of their dementia. Other fast food chains have gone into similar states over the past decade, notably Domino’s Pizza’s (NYSE: DPZ) mea culpa confession that its product tasted like cardboard, and Howard Schultz coming back to Starbucks to get the corporation to realize that people came to Starbucks for coffee and not breakfast or lunch sandwiches.

Interestingly enough, I think Wendy’s is also executing correctly on a turnaround and is eating McDonalds’ lunch. I’ve been eyeing them back since early 2014 and while I am very unlikely to purchase any common shares at current values, I do find this space to be fascinating from a business and marketing perspective.

The easy trade is rarely the best one

Canadian Oil Sands (TSX: COS) had a wild day after their year-end report and upcoming projections for 2015.

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Traders clearly were panicked at the beginning of the day and when they all cleared the exits, the stock rocketed upwards.

The amount of volatility we are seeing in the Canadian oil and gas sector is indicative of the volatility typically seen in down points in the market (see 2008-2009 for a good example of this), but these scenarios typically take months to finish and not days. Of course you have to be there exactly at the day the S&P 500 hits 666 in order to catch the absolute bottom, but the right trade at the time should feel painful.

Right now buying into oil seems like the right thing to do, but the trade doesn’t feel painful to make. This makes me very cautious and I will continue to wait.

The other item I am looking for is that audited financial statements are due on March 31st, although companies typically report them earlier. Loan covenants are going to be tested against these numbers and it will be obvious which players out there will be over-leveraged.

The other comment I will make is that most producers seem to be in a waiting game – even Canadian Oil Sands projects a WTIC price of US$55/barrel in their 2015 overall projection. Right now WTIC is at US$47 (the December 2015 crude future is at US$56) so we are not too far off that projection, but the financial modelling of all of these companies (and even the Government of Canada) has an upward bias to commodity pricing. What if this doesn’t materialize? As company hedges (note that COS does not engage in hedging) start to expire and companies have to really start digging into their balance sheets to remain operating at existing production levels, eventually you’re going to see production decreases. Only until then it seems the fundamentals will sufficiently shift toward higher oil prices.

The trade at that time, however, will be painful. Only then will investors see a superior reward on their investment.

The same applies to currency markets. Right now going against the US dollar seems like stepping in front of a freight train at full speed. I’ll be unwinding some US currency exposure if the Canadian dollar depreciates a little more.